omg what if all of the weapons in the lord of the rings were replaced with pool noodles
this just happened on my dash and i’m dying laughing.
THIS IS JUST TOO PERFECT
In Liechtenstein’s last military engagement, in 1886, none of its 80 soldiers were killed. In fact 81 returned, including a new Italian “friend.”
Yep, more came home than left. I don’t think that has been done any other time in history.
This is one of my favourite points in history
It’s so funny omfg
that’s even funnier than the time Switzerland accidentally invaded Liechtenstein and apologized afterward
can we talk about how fucking stunning this song is
The Hobbit: Mean Girls style | part 4
I WANNA GET THESE BEES OUT MY TEETH
My absolute favourite cat ever. This is a manul, or pallas cat. Found in the Afghan mountains, they’re one of the oldest pure-blood cousins of our own goggies.
they look like fat balls of rage
Just gonna leave this here
That last picture looks so much like how I imagined the Cheshire cat. I didn’t know that expression was possible on a real cat. Whoa.
from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this
oh wow look how sarcastic that looks
that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary
DEAR GOD SOMEONE HAS INVENTED THE SARCASM FONT THIS IS A TIME FOR CELEBRATION
If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers.
are you telling me that shakespeare was doing your mom jokes in his plays
People say he invented them, actually
This mallard is a friggin genius
…THAT FIRST ONE.
THANK YOU DUCK.
A S S A S S A S S A S S A S S A S S A S S A S S A S S A S S A S S A S S
and we add cumberbubbles to the growing list of empowered female characters
this gif needs warning for heart attack. seriously
Since when was this
more beautiful than this
Reblog to end the impossible standards set by the media. All burgers are beautiful.
You know what? No. No, I do not think that burger at the top is as beautiful as the burger on the bottom. And before…